HoeDown !

by **farmer_broke** Sun Nov 12 2017, 19:28

Get ready to open up those barn doors wide. (You might get a tree.)

Wide now!

Now swing that partner round-and-round
That barn will burn down to the ground

hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeDown Time

WhooHoo

by **puppiesnponies** Sun Nov 12 2017, 21:06

by **GuineaUp** Sun Nov 12 2017, 23:35

LoL broke, yeee haww farmer

by **mytzogan** Sun Nov 12 2017, 23:37

so this is my first one can anyone tell me a short faq to it ?^^

by **GuineaUp** Mon Nov 13 2017, 00:37

Not sure exactly how this one will go, but there's usually 2 parts to these bottomless pit barnburners... a typical grow and throw event with typical prizes that most of us can partake in, then there's the top 1000 or 3000 competition part where farmers donate billions and billions and billions and billions of EV in crops, tree fruits, parrot feathers etc that they've hoarded and hoarded and hoarded for just such an occasion to get a place on the list, then they keep donating billions and billions more to stay on that list and/or work their way up the list lol. I just watch from the sidelines for the competition part, the amount needed to get/stay on the list usually exceeds my spending limit by about a zillion in EV, lol. And the prizes are not worth it, IMO... I think it's more about personal goals and bragging rights lol doh

by **Decree** Mon Nov 13 2017, 01:06

I may actually participate in this one. We'll see what the prizes are like.

by **Brookeham** Mon Nov 13 2017, 18:47

Good luck to broke and Decree for the hoedown!!! NodYes

I made a lame attempt last year. I dumped tons of products that I had been hoarding....but was quickly deflated when it was a mere drop in the bucket. happy tears

It's too rich for my blood....so I will be cheering from the sidelines....and selling for profit! making money

by **farmer_broke** Mon Nov 13 2017, 19:28

The farmer_broke farm is not quite ready to battle for number one.

I'll send the spooky_broke farm if it is ready. Specific faqs is all I need to see. I'm looking for a surprise to hit. (The surprise is with a call for artisan products ..... and what most likely may be asked for one cannot purchase in the market.)

Now open up those barn doors.

HoooooooeeeeeeeDown party at GuineaUp's barn.

by **GuineaUp** Mon Nov 13 2017, 22:53

Barn doors are locked, guard donkey on duty. thud

by **mytzogan** Tue Nov 14 2017, 01:18

Pigsty start the harvester ram that door
get that monkey a god damn banana
Chickens clear that messy floor of grain
weve got a special guest arriving in a limo
turkeys paint that barn for party
And soemone call suzi we need eggnog and red punch
get those crafting products here asap
the special guest needs drinks
And hire some hamsters we need lots of safes
the barn is full we need to put evreything in safes
before the master farmer comes
ah and my dearie camels put the red carpet on front of the barn
Cuz farmer_broke will arrive

so basically if ill do this event my barn gonna be empty how nice :))))then start working again farmer